Pregnancy photography is weird.
I know it can be done tastefully and with things disguised but why dont these women look bloated, angry and stretch mark-y? God forbid the day I get knocked up (which will never happen I will have you know) the last thing I will want is a photoshoot featuring my fat ass. There is nothing sexy about pregnancy.
I get it, its a miracle that the condom broke that night you drank too much schnapps. But really, keep your shit off facebook.
Moreover, men, I dont want to see your wife/girlfriend/one night stand huffing and puffing while birthing a pooping, screaming alien covered in goo on my facebook feed. Stash that in the private collection on the book case.
So the moral of the story is this: When you are knocked up, stay away from cameras.