That time I almost developed a porn site

Full disclosure: I am from the midwest. I dont like movies with too much sex.  I dont like movies with violence. The raciest thing I watch is project runway.

We are looking for web development work.  As I have mentioned, Craigslist has been very good to us. So once again, I go whoring through the classifieds looking for somebody, anybody who needs a website.

I found one, and she emailed me back. She mentioned “adult content” in the ad.  I think the AARP falls into “adult content”.  It is content for adults.

So she emails me all in caps, she seems to be quite shouty. She tells me what she needs and it sounds pretty reasonable.  Then she sends me a link to her site which i will not publish here because I dont have an age restriction on my blog.

I click the link and am met with all kinds of hardcore things I cannot unsee. Yes, it is a website for “BBW’s” (thank GOD for Urban Dictionary) and tranny’s. Not like BBW’s AND transvestites but like for people who are both. I really didn’t realize there was a market for this particular type of pornography.  I didnt realize a camera could take pictures of those things at that angle. I am not upset, just confused.

Anyway, once the body parts are removed from my machine she actually seems quite cool and we might end up working together on non-porny things.

As for our new business, back to the drawing board.

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