Oh, Ambien

You’re so small and round
I would never put you on the ground
Instead, I want to put you in my pocket
Like it were my locket
But I don’t put you in my pocket
I eat you
And you’re delicious

Sometimes I take you while drinking
And it had me thinking
How awesome that is
You make me jump on the bed
and rename @jaredwsmith to Ted
I touched the ceiling
And it had me believing
The ceiling should be the new floor
They should give me ambien more

Not like other benzo’s
You make me feel like Denzel, sort of
You help me sleep
Even if I’m on my feet
You’re my best friend
To the bitter end

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