Looking for some summer help

***I wrote this on spring break in 2014.  It was on Craigslist for one hour, and six minutes. I posted it in Charleston, had I posted it in Hilton Head, it would have stayed on longer.

Keep an open mind (Undisclosed)

compensation: CASH!

contract job part-time

There has been an incident and I need help moving something that weighs about 150 pounds. You may need gloves, depending on how squeamish you are.My husband absolutely cannot find out.If you have a car, that is great, the bigger the trunk the better. My car is a lease and I really don’t want fluids in it. I think Volkswagen would be upset and it would hurt my chances of getting another lease.There may be jobs like this in the future, we are working that out now. As for employment going forward, lets make sure you don’t wimp out like a little kid. I would prefer a male, but females are cool too. Please be 18 or older with a high school diploma. This job would be great for a college student who isn’t afraid of getting their hands a little dirty. If you are in school, please no poli sci majors, I just can’t handle the opinions.

Discretion is an absolute must.

Things to bring on your first day:

Duct tape
Blue tarps, old sheets will work too. Plan on not getting these things back.
Clothes you don’t mind burning
Some good old fashioned elbow grease
A good attitude!

I am super fun to work with, we will probably just laugh all day! So, you pumped? How to apply:

Send me an email to the CL email address listed above
List the following: Height, weight, how often you clip your nails, if you lift, your education history, and your immediate family members current employment with phone numbers and addresses (home and work)

I am hoping for a good turn out for this ad. Keeping an open mind is good, also, not a lot of questions.

Once I have hired you, we start immediately. Your hours are not your typical 9-5, it will be more like 12am-2am. It would be great if you knew your way around north of downtown, thats really where we will be at.

I pay in cash and I will reimburse you for gas.

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